The world of politics and sports often intersect, but rarely in such a... creative way. According to leaked documents (most likely written on a napkin in some Texas establishment), newly elected US President Donald Trump has a grandiose plan: to annex Canada. But not for economic or military reasons \u2013 but to strengthen the American national volleyball team before the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics! With this April Fool's "news" begins the day the authoritativevolleyball.it.

"We are talking about great America - we must be the best at everything, including volleyball," Trump told reporters, while looking at a map of North America and waving his hand towards the northern border. "Canada? A wonderful country. We like it. But let's be honest - their outside hitter Stephen Maar? Fantastic. Simply fantastic. We want him on our team. And what's easier - to change the naturalization rules or to make Canada part of the USA? Obviously the latter!"

From the Canadian side, the initial reaction was a mix of laughter and bewilderment. The Prime Minister of Canada, visibly surprised, simply raised an eyebrow and said: "This is an April Fool's joke, right? ... Right?"

Deputy Secretary for Intercontinental Sports Integration James Mackerel (whose existence was confirmed only in this article) added that this is a "strategic move" that will allow the US to solidify its dominance in volleyball. "Stephen Maar is just the beginning. We have a long-term plan - after Canada, we will also look towards Brazil. Simply because we can," he added with a knowing smile.

Meanwhile, awaiting the official position of the FIVB, the American team is already testing new uniforms with a maple leaf and an additional copper-tonal shade to the stars and stripes.

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